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2007-11-10 09:37:00

Last author: Teufelsweib
Owner: All_Most PUNK

# of watchers: 9

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I had trouble choosing =3

Soooooo…!!!!
Welcome to my little humble housie in the beautiful city of Elftown!
[Please make yourself at home and take off your shoes, I just cleaned it!]
Well, actually, [Teufelsweib] helped me an itsy pitsy bit, but you’ll barely notice.
Silly girl that she is ^^ *giggles*

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but first of all, some thingsies about me!

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I play in a band, we're called... well, hell do I know. but we have a wikiii!!!! ^_^ *dances* Prelude to Crazyness
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I like all things fluff.
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I like pinks
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I like the chippendales
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I like writing poetry
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at night I cry myself to sleep =D
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I want to dye my hair, paint my nails and get a pony
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I'm not gay

but above all I aaaaammm....
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^____^

and after all the likesies, I also have a darker side...

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_{[Teufelsweib] editing my house}

nothing! I'm one big ball of intense fluffness and brightybrightbright with love radiating!

I'm like a fucking love microwave!!!!

_{cancer not included.}

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tihi ^_^

during my free time I have this crappy job =)
no one really understands what the fuck I am doing there
but it sure is awesome!<3<3
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I also write poetry!
that's so [cool<3]! ^^ so many people do that
so me too of course, I shall provide you sweethearts with a example ^^

[pink fluff gashing through what is left of my brain
if I still had any left, I could not stand the pain
for all the years of telivized shit
I came to the point that I had to admit it
it doesn't mind if I dress as a punk or a whore
so one day I stepped out of my door
and the birds were signing and the sun shined hard
I smiled and danced and felt like a retard
the rest of the world was there with me
other naive braindead and stoned hippies you'll see
for only people as stupid as I am
will commit to a lifestyle like mine (spam)]
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and to make one thing clear...
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so to all you sexy girls out there that got a wrong impression *winkwink*

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<purple>chewy chew chew the train
was the one that ate my brain
you could read that in the previous poem
up there in this goddamn screwed up ET home
and I guess this hunger shall last no longer
for the hopes and prettiness was down the drain yonder
a parrot on a stick makes a good trick
less painful in the end than a smash with a brick
as long as bricks have no feelings I guess it's good
I once confused one of them with food
while chewing I suddenly noticed "fuck!"
this ain't my pasta, this is a rock!</purple>

bye bye and come again! ^^
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Reactions to this house

[ally]: I wanna play with your house too -_-
I love your house now :)
It should stay like that, it makes me happy.

[Mirime]: I'm so glad to learn that you aren't gay... since we're married and all ;)
It's very pink and fluffy. A little bit *too* happy, though. She should've changed your picture too ;)

....*gets ideas*

[iippo]: I'm sorry, I don't usually do this, but: I told you so.

[pixish]: It's beautiful :p And soooo you x)

[Sunny Silverunicorn]: OMG, your house looks so cute now! XD <3

[Easterling]: Awww, it's adorable, at last it's a place perfect for dancing around on pink clouds and batting eyelashes...! ¨(Good thing that you wrote you didn't do boys, though, it could easily be mistaking for a gay-house otherwise... Which remains me of a story of my life by the way...)

[Isilando]: Holy monkeys, your house, dude!!!

[Linderel]: ofmg soooo baaaaaaad xD Poor Punky

[Triola]: I have just been on PUNK's house, and you, my dear, are a genius! I laughed until my stomach hurt XD

Anonymous People

From: [Sweet Edith.]
To: [All_Most PUNK] (Another ad-hoc hypothesis)

Welome DollFace.
That's pretty amazing.

From: [scars of winter rain] ([.:/my thinking cap... is a pirate hat!\:.])
To: [All_Most PUNK] (Another ad-hoc hypothesis)

i love your profile, it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
x

2007-10-18 [Teufelsweib]: so much praise xD
I never kept all the comments I got for your house though!!! so I'm afraid I can't add any...

*bows*

2007-10-18 [All_Most PUNK]: Dumb you, not saving the comments.
From now on, any other comment you get, you put here. and you could ask the people who commented about it to you if they DO save the conversations (as normal people do) and can send them to you.

2007-10-19 [Teufelsweib]: oh relax, I'll see what I can do.

2007-10-19 [All_Most PUNK]: Isilando added.

2007-10-19 [Teufelsweib]: :')

2007-10-27 [All_Most PUNK]: The worst part is that every time I get one of those messages I have to play the part :P

2007-10-27 [Teufelsweib]: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD I LOVE THAT LAST MESSAGE!!

2007-11-09 [Linderel]: My reaction was something along the lines of "ofmg soooo baaaaaaad xD Poor Punky"

2007-11-10 [Teufelsweib]: hahahaha... thank you for the compliment xD

2007-11-10 [Triola]: I sent this message to Vorkje:

"I have just been on PUNK's house, and you, my dear, are a genius! I laughed until my stomach hurt XD"

:P

2007-11-10 [Teufelsweib]: you did? xD oh wow!
I get so much more compliments when I do something very stupid than when I do something good =p

2007-11-10 [Triola]: Haha, you must have the memory of a goldfish :P Or maybe I'm just not that memorable >.>

2007-11-10 [Teufelsweib]: yeah, I knew something went wrong the day that I had a braintransplantation and the next day my goldfish was busy building weapons of mass destruction. I guess it went wrong somewhere there...

2007-11-10 [Triola]: I want to meet your goldfish! :D

2007-11-10 [Teufelsweib]: shall I send him to you in an envelope? =D

2007-11-10 [Linderel]: Allison, I said that to you on MSN, didn't I? :P

2007-11-10 [Teufelsweib]: I guess so, I'm sure you indeed said something along those lines, yeah =p

2007-11-11 [Triola]: Ask the goldfish :P

2007-11-11 [Teufelsweib]: Bakvis said "blub" =p

2008-01-22 [Vou]: :3
You used my banner! ♥
First one I saw to use it.
I'm honored. x]

2008-01-22 [Teufelsweib]: Which banner is yours? :O
Yah, as long as it was pink or whatever, I used it x)

2008-01-22 [All_Most PUNK]: Which one is yours, Pantazzm?

2008-01-22 [Teufelsweib]: I waz quickur =p

2008-01-22 [All_Most PUNK]: I'm handsomer and intelligent.

2008-01-22 [Linderel]: 'Welcome dollface' is hers.

2008-01-23 [iippo]: <img:stuff/558badVorkje.jpg> Omg! *calls the cops*

2008-01-23 [Teufelsweib]: I did not! :O >_> <_< >_> *takes back*

2008-01-24 [All_Most PUNK]: I hope you at least charged her for it :P

2008-06-02 [someelf]: Ahwwee! Vorkje used some of my graphics :3 *purrs* :D

2008-06-03 [Tates]: O.o
Why does it say "Cautiuon: Contains Random White Girl Dancing" when a GUY owns this house and he's NOT gay?
(No offense..i just REALLY wanna know..<.<')

2008-06-03 [Teufelsweib]: because that's my humor.
the whole house and all it's content is a joke and shouldn't be taken serious, if you didn't notice that yet :P

2008-06-04 [All_Most PUNK]: It shouldn't be taken seriously? But I'm re-forming my whole life to make it fit the house!

2008-06-04 [Triola]: That would explain the hitting on [Viking] :P

2008-06-04 [All_Most PUNK]: Exactly! :D

2008-06-05 [someelf]: Lol xD

2008-06-05 [Tingis]: [Teufelsweib] all made this?

2008-06-05 [Teufelsweib]: with blood, sweat and tears :')

2008-06-06 [All_Most PUNK]: And the x component. Not to mention lots of fluffy stuff.

2008-08-26 [Jitter]: This must be the best house ever made. EVER.

2008-08-27 [Teufelsweib]: thank you *bows*

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Only yesterday I removed another trace of this house from my current house: the pink text in the badges area.

2008-08-27 [Teufelsweib]: damnit, you discovered that aswell? xD

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: *wedges a space in between 'as' and 'well'*

Omg he is destroying evidence :o

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Well, I kinda knew it and I kept seeing it. I just also kept forgetting to change it :P

Soon there will be no traces of Vorkje's existence!

2008-08-27 [Teufelsweib]: I'll always find a way to prove I'm existing!...somehow!

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Ummm... I don't know... I'm not sure you really exist...

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: I do believe in Vorkje I do I do! *claps*

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Every time you clap an angel loses its wings. Or something like that.

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: Where'd you get that, then? Anyway: Fuck angels, Vorkje is more important!

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: I don't know... from God?

Angels don't have sex. I don't know if they can be fucked.

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: That's just sad, that is.

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Which of the two parts?

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: The latter.

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Ah, yes. I was feeling like fucking an angel :P

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: There, you see? So it's sad that they possibly can't be fucked.

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: I absolutely agree. Although I remember Constantine fucking up one. But it was a completely different kind of fucking. It was more in the "totally destroying his life" kind of fuck :P

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: That wasn't very nice of him.

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Well, he's not a nice guy. But Gabriel kinda deserved it.

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: Mm, from the one Constantine comic collection I've read, I sort of gathered that. That he isn't a nice guy, that is.
(There was one written by Gaiman <3<3)

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: But he's still the coolest there is!

(Yeah, that issues is really great. SAdly, it's really hard to find).

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: Heehee.

(I stumbled upon it in a library. :3)

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: -

(Amazing. *checks Internet sites* Well, in a couple there's no stock. In Milehigh a near mint copy costs 40 dollars and a fine 26. Luckily I have it all in digital form :P ).

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: You ware-er you :P

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Yeah... I suck :P

I have part of it on paper too, though.

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: You totally suck!
I was, once again, reminded by something on Junk that you still owe me a letter! :O

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: And it's so truth :P

Actually, I have a present for you now, so I should try to send it...
When is your birthday?

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: Erh, in November :P 18th, to be exact.

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Ah, very close to mind, Mir's, iippo's, Ally's and maybe some other people.

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: Birthday cluster :o

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Scorpios are social animals >_>

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: Really?

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Err... >_>

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: Are you quite sure about this?

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Don't I... errr... sound... >_>... quite sure?

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: I'm afraid not, no.

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: And how do I sound?

2008-08-27 [Triola]: Argentinian.

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: And how do those things sound?

2008-08-27 [Triola]: Like you.

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Poor them :(

2008-08-27 [Triola]: Could be worse :P

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: I know.

_{I'm actually quite happy with my voice :D}

2008-08-27 [Triola]: Yes, because you know everything :P

_{Lucky you then :P}

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: Nah, not everything. Only the important things.

_{Yeah. It's not like I seriously say that about a lot of things, but I've been told that I have a nice voice enough times for me to actually believe it xD}

2008-08-27 [Triola]: Right :P

_{Haha, ego boosting is always good :3}

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: :)

_{Now and then it is. And when radio is what you love it's especially nice if people say nice things about your voice.}

2008-08-27 [Teufelsweib]: I feel left out with the birthday-thing ;_; my birthday is exactly on the other half of the year :P

2008-08-27 [Triola]: Mine too! :D And Sander's :3 we have our own birthday cluster!

2008-08-27 [Teufelsweib]: yush! me and Sander once celebrated our birthday together ^___^

2008-08-27 [Triola]: I have the day before Sander, and one of the girls I live with has the same day as you xD

2008-08-27 [Teufelsweib]: no way, that's so cool!! xD

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this was our birthday cake btw :3 (we decorated it ourselves with smarties and whipped cream) (yes, there's actual cake underneath the whipped cream :P)

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: All my sisters are born in May :D Laura's birthday is on the 12th.
And then there's the boys *nudges Vork* xD

2008-08-27 [Teufelsweib]: yeah xD two of Lami's exes and my ex (and kinda best friend) all have their birthdays on the 14th of may :P

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: You are infesting our November birthdays wiki with your presence -_-

And my sister's birthday is the 21 of May.

2008-08-27 [Jitter]: I'm all alone in March :P

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: 14th of March. My first boyfriend. <_< :P

2008-08-27 [Jitter]: bwehehe

2008-08-27 [Triola]: 1st of March, my best friend :3

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: Seriously, that number. That number! It's haunting me or something. :P

2008-08-27 [Triola]: Clearly you will end up having 14 babies, or something *nodnod*

2008-08-27 [Linderel]: o_____O
I seriously hope not xD

Hmm. Seriously. Siriusly.
Sirius <3<3

Yes, I am tired. :P

2008-08-27 [All_Most PUNK]: It's like that movie... the one with Jim Carrey... What was its name?... err...

The Mask!

2010-09-14 [Nioniel]: This house is terrifying. Oh my.

2010-09-14 [All_Most PUNK]: Ah, my Jim Carrey joke (took me like 1 minute to understand it now that I've re-read it after a couple years) isn't the last comment anymore!

Don't you think it's beautiful?

2010-09-14 [Nioniel]: If you didn't have the "I'm not gay" disclaimer there, I wouldn't believe it.

And yes, beautiful in the way that unicorns that have been choked to death with cotton candy and bunnies is beautiful. :P

2010-09-14 [All_Most PUNK]: Of course, because a disclaimer could never be a lie.

Exactly! Beautiful!

2010-09-14 [Nioniel]: Exactly. Nevar, evar.
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2010-11-03 [sweet.tx.tea]: So. Much. Pink.

2010-11-03 [Nioniel]: Right!?

2010-11-03 [All_Most PUNK]: You think it's a little too much pink?

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